UTDF

  • by Burning Empire Media
    There's probably something special or awesome about every movie. The movies that I do not like are often because of state of mind I was in, life circumstances, or the pre-existing fan base of a film. I have nothing to say about The Dark Crystal except that it is a movie that pederasts try to show children. See, it's a complex situation. Please, do not make some ridiculous logical jump […]
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    Delicious. This movie is late-night maniac deliciousness. Reading all of the reviews of 3 from Hell is an illuminating view of Internet dickholes that are far more concerned with their own self-aggrandizing than the topic of discussion. I fucking love this movie. When I checked the production budget, my pants got wet. This is a 3 fucking million dollar film. That is absolutely nothing and absolutely incredible.If you did not […]
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    Released in 1991, directed by William Dear, and capturing a breathtaking 29% on Rotten Tomatoes, If Looks Could Kill provides a perfect encapsulation of the true nature of the 90s. While the 90s were generally a crock of shit, this film is fantastic from the beginning to the end.Michael Corben is my hero, and all of the bad guys are pseudo-fascist dirtbags that I hope die. From Jump Street, I want […]
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    Stuber is a fun comedy. Perhaps, they could have done less as the plot does meander around the bottom half of the second act. Each member of the cast is always hilarious throughout the movie, but the ending also lingers until it falls flat and fades away.Nonetheless, it is a popcorn flick to kick back and laugh at for an evening. Meanwhile, the action and gunshot wounds were freaking awesome. […]
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    Naturally, John Wick 3 is fucking incredible. What blog are you reading?Its superiority goes without saying before and long after the film's release. It is non-stop fun and exciting for the entire family. The children will laugh and rejoice.Of course, Keanu is excellent. Larry Fishburne is excellent. Halle Berry is fucking phenomenal, her dogs are absolutely excellent, those dogs will make you want to punch your mother they are so […]
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    In general, Peter Travers bugs the heck out of me. His picks for supposedly awesome movies are always predictable, and he rarely says substantive things about a movie he dislikes. Naturally, Dunkirk is his favorite movie of 2017 (see previous UTDF post). I imagine my disdain for Peter Travers stems from an all-around disdain for film critics. I love film criticism, yet I despise the critics. Their opinions are the epitome of […]
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    This is not a traditional review. It is merely post-viewing musings. In other words, it is a rant about another overrated war movie. I try to not talk shit about movies unless there is something offensive about the movie. For example, I despise Zero Dark Thirty.Not only because it is a boring disappointment, but also because it is a piece of propaganda trash, and Kathryn Bigelow has not made a decent […]
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    John Wick: Chapter 2 hits like a sledgehammer to the skull from the beginning and never stops. Earlier today, I assumed that it was going to be a fantastic and ultra-exciting movie. In fact, I started to think that I was getting a little too excited. Nope. John Wick: Chapter 2 is beyond fantastic. I have not enjoyed a film from beginning to end this much in several years. I […]
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    Split is a cool movie, and it is definitely one of my favorite M. Knight Shyamalan films. I imagine that many people would agree that it is one of his best films. But like many things, Split is not necessarily for everyone.For the most part, I like M. Knight's movies and all of their twisty twists. Split is a twisted movie that does not really have a twist while still […]